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finmeister:
MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS
drfrederickchilton:
If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.
braydaaan:
Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a mother fucking giraffe.
esexist:
my sexual orientation is straight up gangster
my sexual orientation is straight
up gangster
ernoji:
essaY with a capital Yas in why the fuck do i have to write it